It was just Rihanna and A$AP Rocky on Valentine’s Day … plus, of course, a whole bunch of paps who trolled the hell out of the couple as they tried having some alone time.

Check out this hysterical video … the couple shares several cozy hugs while blissfully unaware they’re being watched inside the swanky César restaurant Wednesday in Paris — all against the backdrop of hilarious French commentary by the photogs.

Now, we’re not exactly fluent in French over here … but by their tone, it definitely looks like they’re poking fun at them for a while before A$AP realizes quite the crowd has gathered behind him.

Safe to say, with the glass window between them, he probably didn’t realize they were being mocked … choosing to wave and smile at the paps, so he was a good sport about it all.

He was apparently on cloud nine, and the reason why is obvious — he’s dating Rihanna, who looked incredible in a silk slip dress and a furry bolero … so it’s clear why he couldn’t keep his hands off her.

The couple have been spending a lot of time in France recently. Just last month, they met up with French President Emmanuel Macron, and Rihanna also attended PFW — who can forget that meeting with Natalie Portman?!

It’s unclear if they’ll stay in Paris for Rihanna’s bday on February 20. But, no matter where they’ll be … looks like the singer’s gonna be showered with lavish gifts from her boo.

A$AP told TMZ Hip Hop earlier this month that finding the right gift for his lady is easy peasy ’cause he has good taste and knows what to look for.